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Unregistered BOT 01-Mar-21 05:18 PM

Yeah, I could snap her arms.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:18 PM

make her jump at hookwolf

Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:18 PM

Go for that then leave

Unregistered BOT 01-Mar-21 05:18 PM

Boing!

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:19 PM

hes gotta be flipping his shit, and shes squishy

Unregistered BOT 01-Mar-21 05:19 PM

"Hitler was a shitty artist and you should feel like shit for liking him!"

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:20 PM

And I'm out.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:20 PM

hoo boy this is gon be some chaos

Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:20 PM

Nice now...uhhh dnd i guess? Unless it's still too early?

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:20 PM

poke ziz in the nose

keep the endbringer panicking

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:20 PM

It's an hour or so before D&D.

Pfft, I can do that.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:21 PM

better yet, both eyes

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:21 PM

Boop!

Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:21 PM

Not like they're real

Man thats gotta be weird

Ziz BOT 01-Mar-21 05:21 PM

"!!!!!!!!"

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:22 PM

...does that mean ziz got fake tiddies lol

im sorry, i had to say it

Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:22 PM

She got fake everything (edited)

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:22 PM

Her tiddies fake as shit. They're made of crystal.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:22 PM

diamond tiddie

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:23 PM

She does have a nice rack tho, ngl.

I guess the Fallen need something to use to recruit people with.

'What's your religion?' Image if Zitties 'I'm interested'

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:24 PM

imagine porno posters of ziz that the fallen use to recruit people 'this could be your waifu. join the fallen today'

Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:24 PM

Maybe when ur back in the bay u can look for ghosts of sailers to make a ghost crew for the ghost ship

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:24 PM

...you need to possess max anders and make him sell all his stocks

at a massive loss

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:25 PM

Gamestonks 2

Not sure the possession lasts that long, but I can sure as hell try.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:25 PM

practice might help

Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:25 PM

Market crash bugaloo

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:26 PM

Or the Possession upgrade

Damn, Iron Rain is in there.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:26 PM

growing your skills independently of your power is a good idea

rip tho

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:26 PM

Yup.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:26 PM

guess possession is a bust

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:26 PM

So, I still have an hour to kill until D&D.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:27 PM

...maybe start on writing up on the cop exposé

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:27 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9wTj6WVDMQ

TypicalDoofusYumi

Spookeez - Friday Night Funkin' 1 hour

Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:31 PM

Welp...time to kick nazi ghost ass i guess?

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:31 PM

Oh yeah, I do need to work on that, don't I?

Malaki ↩️

Reply to: ...maybe start on writing up on the cop exposé

Also, paraghosts still have powers. No idea how.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:31 PM

probably something of a conceptual link

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:31 PM

Something like that.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:31 PM

'i could do this when alive, therefore i can still do it'

WAIT

YOU COULD FIND HERO

are you able to expand your ghost tricks to other people

Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:32 PM

...fuck it cop exposé time

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:32 PM

Yooooo

Okay, I'll work on the exposé now, but after D&D, I'm going to look for Hero.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:33 PM

Aight

https://youtu.be/1mrGdGMNsv0

PerSix

Spooky Scary Skeletons (Remix) (Extended Mix) (Spooktober Theme Song)

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:35 PM

Ah yes, the perfect music to write an exposé on corruption in the local police force to.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:35 PM

Of course it is

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:35 PM

its a spooky exposé

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:35 PM

...I know I need to pull the juiciest parts of the footage out, but I really don't like having to watch it all to get them.

Sigh.

Welp, it'll stop worse stuff from happening in the future, at least.

Welp, D&D time.

Oh hey, Danny's here.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:37 PM

Noice

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:37 PM

Actually, I think this is the first time I've seen him here since I was discorporated.

That's gotta be a shock.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:37 PM

hey, i wonder if you could give annette the ghost abilities

Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:38 PM

Tell him he needs to pay more attention to his daughter, his wife would be very disappointed

U gunna snitch to her if he keeps this up

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:38 PM

Speak of the devil, here she is.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:38 PM

oh nice

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:39 PM

I have no clue how to give other ghosts powers like mine.

Maybe it'd down one of the other trees?

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:39 PM

contract prolly

Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:39 PM

Maybe the contract one

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:39 PM

Probably yeah.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:39 PM

Wait...can you give ghosts contracts rn?

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:40 PM

Lemme check, actually.

"Hey, I don't think I've seen you before."

Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:41 PM

..wasnt Danny noted for being a bit scrawny? Is he technically a twink if he shaved?

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:41 PM

cursed

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:41 PM

I think he's a bit old to be a twink. He's got greying hair and a receding hairline.

Also, he's a bit too tall.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:42 PM

Age doesnt matter for twinkhood

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:42 PM

But, otherwise...

Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:42 PM

If he gave off less depression energy he'd defo be a dilf

Bet Annette came to try using the luigi board

Also...maybe she was initially haunting taylor but just recently heard about the luigi board and decided to follow Danny

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:47 PM

"Hey, I don't think we've been introduced. I'm Alex."

Annette BOT 01-Mar-21 05:47 PM

"You're one of Danny's gaming friends, aren't you? Oh, I'm so sorry about what happened. I'm Annette, by the way."

Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:48 PM

Huh she looks way less injured than you...strange

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:48 PM

might be the whole 'died twice' thing

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:48 PM

"Nice to meet you. I've been getting on pretty well, mostly since I can use Luigi Boards and stuff. I'll still be taking part in today's session."

Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:48 PM

Danny's wife really knows how to clean up

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:49 PM

Nah, it was a choice on my part to keep the scars. It looks cooler.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:49 PM

ah, valid

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:49 PM

Ghosts can mostly choose what we look like, aside from the transparency and the white eyes.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:49 PM

coughs in homestuck

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:49 PM

Yeah pretty much.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:49 PM

...wait her pfp has her with brown eyes

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:50 PM

Huh, it does.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:50 PM

holdover from in life, prolly - shes not transparent either (edited)

Pika 01-Mar-21 05:50 PM

(Guess who couldn't be bothered to update the sprite since Silverbell lol)

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:50 PM

(valid)

Pika 01-Mar-21 05:51 PM

(You can tell if a pfp is from Silverbell if it has sparkles around the head)

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:51 PM

Eh, system acting up ig.

Annette BOT 01-Mar-21 05:51 PM

"You can?"

Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:51 PM

Yeah, happens sometimes

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:52 PM

"Dunno why. Nobody else has been able to do it."

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:52 PM

your superpower is you're a super ghost

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:52 PM

"I'm just a special snowflake, I guess."

Unregistered BOT 01-Mar-21 05:52 PM

A: "Hey, Alex, are you here?"

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:52 PM

[Yep!]

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:53 PM

dnd but you automatically get advantage against revenants

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:53 PM

[And guess what? I was able to grow strong enough that I don't need the luigi board now, I can just type on a laptop or something.]

Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:53 PM

Hah

Annette BOT 01-Mar-21 05:53 PM

"You mean an Ouija Board?"

Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:53 PM

Too hard to spell

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:54 PM

annettes gonna correct your grammer so much lol

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:54 PM

"Ouija board, luigi board, same diff."

Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:54 PM

Know Luigi better

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:54 PM

Wasn't she an English teacher?

Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:54 PM

Yup

Annette BOT 01-Mar-21 05:54 PM

"There's a significant difference, but I'll let it go for now."

Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:54 PM

A professor at that

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:55 PM

"Well, either way, quidga boards are a thing of the past for me."

Annette BOT 01-Mar-21 05:55 PM

"..."

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:55 PM

i find it wild that your gaming buddies are just vibin with this lol

Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:55 PM

They arent mediums

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:55 PM

Oh, trust me, there was some screaming at first, but we've all got a Thing going at the moment.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:55 PM

lol

Pika 01-Mar-21 05:56 PM

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:57 PM

Huh, I guess Hooks just got taken in now.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:57 PM

lol

Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:57 PM

Oh nice, mustve been picked up by the prt

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:57 PM

Usually I'd be totally down for shirtless guys, but not shirtless nazis.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:57 PM

thankfully, the achievement is censored for your convenience

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:58 PM

But not the Zitties one, apparently.

Can't say I don't appreciate that.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:58 PM

ziz censored her own self in that pic

wings ykno

...can you possess the siberian

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 05:58 PM

Oh fuck can I?

Later.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:59 PM

it sounds like itd be easier than normal since siberian is just a shard puppet

Malaki 01-Mar-21 05:59 PM

The projection of manton's kid?

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 05:59 PM

yea

Unregistered BOT 01-Mar-21 06:00 PM

TV: "...It's been announced that Armsmaster has captured the notorious villain Hookwolf. At 3:00PM today, there..."

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:00 PM

Welp.

I guess he wanted the cred that badly?

...With the entire Empire as witnesses?

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:01 PM

i mean, nobody knows you can possess people

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:01 PM

Yeah, at least that's something.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:01 PM

if armsmaster caught hookwolf after you crippled him, it is technically his capture, if you wanna go by tv logic

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:02 PM

I mean I guess.

He's still pulling some shit, though.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:02 PM

yeah, but it aint like youre takin credit

or even really tryin to

Unregistered BOT 01-Mar-21 06:02 PM

B: "Oh thank god he's been put away."

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:02 PM

I mean, point, but it's the principle of the thing.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:02 PM

yeah, i hear ya

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:02 PM

Plus his spine is broke, it gunna look bad on him

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:03 PM

A modern-day Lung's-dick-rotting-off.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:03 PM

i mean, hookwolf has metal under his skin, its probably just damaged rather than shattered

othala is a different situation

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:03 PM

He was bent at a 90 degree angle, I think his spine was snapped.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:03 PM

point

i can really only manage 45 degrees, thats gotta fuck him up

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:04 PM

[I actually possessed Rune and piledrove him with a giant chunk of concrete.]

[I guess that's just the story they're telling on TV.]

Unregistered BOT 01-Mar-21 06:04 PM

B: "No shit?"

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:04 PM

[No shit.]

[I also broke Othala's legs.]

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:06 PM

hm. wondering if thomas calvert has a nice and isolated house on a hill you could cause a gas explosion in

Danny BOT 01-Mar-21 06:06 PM

"What? What's going on?"

Unregistered BOT 01-Mar-21 06:06 PM

C: "Alex died and turned into a ghost."

C: "It, uh, takes a little getting used to."

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:06 PM

pick up something and wiggle it?

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:06 PM

Annette says hi

Danny BOT 01-Mar-21 06:06 PM

"...What?"

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:07 PM

Think I can juggle?

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:07 PM

You can try

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:07 PM

not with anything bouncy or fragile

might be a bit much for him tho

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:07 PM

https://youtu.be/JZmmOdnljG4

Josh Horton

HOW TO JUGGLE 3 BALLS - Tutorial

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:08 PM

maybe grab a jacket if anyone brought one and wiggle the sleeve like its waving

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:08 PM

Yep, I can juggle.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:08 PM

Nice~

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:08 PM

Not sure if I wanna tell him that the ghost of his dead wife is here before he's gotten used to this first bit.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:08 PM

one step at a time, yea

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:08 PM

Or if either of them ask.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:09 PM

Unless he asks about her

Unregistered BOT 01-Mar-21 06:09 PM

A: "We're getting distracted. Should we move onto D&D?"

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:09 PM

Exactly.

[

]

Well, D&D was fun.

My character found a ouija board right after we put the real one down and lost it.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:11 PM

Hah

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:11 PM

lol

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:11 PM

Welp. Anything to do in the evening?

Look for Hero?

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:11 PM

Yeup

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:11 PM

I have no idea where he'd be.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:11 PM

Check his grave first

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:11 PM

monument, legend's base, eidolon's, alexandria's

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:12 PM

Got it.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:12 PM

Where ever he died

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:12 PM

The monument is where he died, funnily enough.

Not here.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:12 PM

Grave?

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:12 PM

Oh, he's with Legend.

"'Sup?"

Hero BOT 01-Mar-21 06:14 PM

"Oh, hello. A fan, I take it?"

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:14 PM

Naw tryin to figure out how to give other people ghost powers, mostly so we can fuck with ziz more often

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:15 PM

"Thasa me. I can also interact with the real world."

For context, I'm lifting one of Legend's pens.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:15 PM

Neat

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:15 PM

coughs in contract, if thats what'll help - you did just get a point of that

i think

Legend BOT 01-Mar-21 06:16 PM

"...?"

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:16 PM

Oh yeah put the point u got from that cheivo in contracts

Legend BOT 01-Mar-21 06:16 PM

"!"

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:16 PM

I made a doc for the upgrade tree so far, lemme fetch it.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1u3--YTIZH8tchMJzRtbE1tLGJCZi1Y1IDoVprm7lUAM/edit?usp=sharing

Spooknotes

Poltergeist Increased Strength I Visibility I Haunting Contracts Basic Possession Basic Bless/Curse Basic Exchange Twinned Bless/Curse I

Original message was deleted or could not be loaded.

Pika 01-Mar-21 06:17 PM

Pinned a message.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:17 PM

Thnx m8

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:17 PM

Bolded are the ones I've picked.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:18 PM

basic exchange?

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:18 PM

Have you read the fic Devilish?

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:18 PM

Nope

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:18 PM

It basically lets me take permanent traits as part of a trade.

Not much, but a little.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:19 PM

ah, fuck

hm. twinned bless/curse?

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:19 PM

I can also give them back to other people if I don't need 'em.

Which I won't, for most things.

So if I wanna scam some nazis out of strength to hand off to Dinah...

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:20 PM

scam them out of luck

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:20 PM

Aight im convinced

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:20 PM

Twinned lets me connect two blessings or curses to someone at once.

Dunno what Haunting does.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:20 PM

hm

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:20 PM

Increased Strength lets me exert more force on the real world.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:20 PM

haunt may let you deal with other ghosts, maybe

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:21 PM

Visibility lets me turn visible, but not able to speak yet.

So. Which do I pick?

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:21 PM

exchange

haunt fell back in priorities

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:21 PM

Exchange defo

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:22 PM

Exchange it is.

Okay, I can now take up to 10% of any of a person's attributes per exchange.

And give as much of that as I want to other people.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:24 PM

Great, need to con some nazis outa their luck

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:24 PM

luck an vitality

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:24 PM

Mhm

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:24 PM

terrorize the fuck out of them in their homes, then make deals to leave em alone in exchange for that?

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:25 PM

That's an idea.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:25 PM

Like a protection racket, i love it

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:25 PM

Ooh, or blackmail.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:25 PM

leave em alone in their homes specifically

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:25 PM

...I should probably find out what Haunt does at some point.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:25 PM

yeah

haunt sounds great for this

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:26 PM

Anyways, hero located, time to finish up the exposé

Pika 01-Mar-21 06:27 PM

(BRB, dinner)

Legend BOT 01-Mar-21 06:46 PM

"Who's there? Identify yourself!"

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:46 PM

Hm.

Maybe I should've demonstrated in a more surreptitious way.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:47 PM

Eh, we dont really have to stick around for this

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:48 PM

Point.

So, just leave?

I could also try and stick around to explain things.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:49 PM

Yeah, but we just wanted to meet Hero so..mission accomplished we still got the cop exposé to work on

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:49 PM

i mean

could explain it as a hero wanting to meet and did an oops

if you wanted

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:50 PM

Eh he's not currently talking to Legend

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:50 PM

I could probably delegate on the exposé, if I wanted to.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:50 PM

So he doesnt really have to talk to anyone

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:51 PM

Get some of my buddies on board.

No reason I have to do everything alone.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:51 PM

Less points of contact the better

But sure get some buddies to help...plus u need sleep

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:51 PM

Sure.

Which leaves the Legend situation.

He just saw a pen levitate in front of him.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:53 PM

Eh, dont really need to explain anything, this was more to meet Hero, legend getting spooked was a side benefit

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:53 PM

i wouldnt call antagonizin heroes a benefit

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:53 PM

This isnt antagonizing Legend

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:54 PM

this was by definition antagonizing legend

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:54 PM

What is antagonizing would be wat we did at the police station

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:55 PM

Anyway.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:55 PM

This is adding spice to his life

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:55 PM

he didnt ask for it, and he became hostile cause of it

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:55 PM

Do I explain stuff to him, or probably let him assume a cape is trying to fuck with him?

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:56 PM

Dont have to explain to him

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:56 PM

id say apologize, play it off as a mover/stranger with heroic intentions tryina get a hang of their powers

leaving is an option but putting legend in m/s quarantine seems bad

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:57 PM

Eh, not that bad honestly

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:57 PM

there's villains in new york that legend's there to deal with

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:57 PM

He'd be put there anyways since ur a stranger technically

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:57 PM

...point

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:57 PM

Dunno if he'd be put in quarantine just for that, but it'd probably cause them to waste a whole lot of resources trying to track down a cape who could potentially, I dunno, assassinate heroes in their sleep.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:58 PM

disarming the situation somehow seems like a good idea

Malaki 01-Mar-21 06:58 PM

They still gunna assume cape shenanigans

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:59 PM

Don't want them to assume I'm a villain.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:59 PM

if they assume heroic novice cape shenanigans, might be better yea

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 06:59 PM

I could pretend I'm a kid or something?

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 06:59 PM

maybe? but that sounds like it could be pretty weird

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:00 PM

And imply that I'm from a different city. I mean, I am, but...

Like, 'Hi Mr Legend, I'm super sorry for scaring you. I came to New York to see you because you're super cool! But I gotta go home soon because it's nearly bedtime. Bye!'

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:01 PM

All tru statements go for it

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:02 PM

[Hi Mr Legend, I'm super sorry for scaring you. I came to New York to see you because you're super cool! But I gotta go home soon because it's nearly bedtime. Bye!]

Legend BOT 01-Mar-21 07:02 PM

"..."

"Oh, goodbye."

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:03 PM

thinkers are gonna be so confused

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:03 PM

Good

Hero BOT 01-Mar-21 07:03 PM

"Well, I think he bought it."

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:04 PM

Yup anyways sleep time i guess?

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:04 PM

...hey. we could funnel some stuff from the nazis to hero too

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:04 PM

"I'll probably be back at some point. I've mostly been messing around with my powers to see what I can do."

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:04 PM

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:04 PM

"I live in Brockton Bay, so ask around there for Spook if you wanna find me."

"Seeya!"

Hero BOT 01-Mar-21 07:05 PM

"Oh, you are leaving?"

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:05 PM

"I mean, I still need to sleep and all."

Hero BOT 01-Mar-21 07:05 PM

"You do?"

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:05 PM

...oof

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:05 PM

"You don't? Huh."

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:05 PM

Weird right?

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:05 PM

"Damn. I'm really missing out."

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:05 PM

might be a time thing, hes been dead for a decade

meanwhile you're danny phantom

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:06 PM

"Anyway, seeya."

Hero BOT 01-Mar-21 07:06 PM

"Bye for now, then."

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:06 PM

Time to get me some mf sleep, baybee!

Gn!

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:07 PM

gn

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:07 PM

Gn!

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:07 PM

Gooood morning Brockton Bay!

...There's someone in my apartment.

Um.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:08 PM

well, you are dead

any clue who it is?

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:08 PM

Literally dead

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:08 PM

Middle-eastern looking guy.

Alive.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:08 PM

...if this is lung im gonna.

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:08 PM

Looks kinda familiar.

Long blonde hair.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:09 PM

Sabah's family?

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:09 PM

He looks kinda confused and melancholic.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:10 PM

hm... you ever read fanfic? this could be joe from bcf, maybe

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:10 PM

Naw he not middle eastern

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:10 PM

I like how you heard 'confused and melancholic' and your first thought was Joe lol

And I'm p sure Joe has brown hair too.

Do I, like, try to communicate?

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:11 PM

look for a wallet

specifically an id

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:11 PM

Oh! Wait landlord?

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:12 PM

Nah, I'd recognise the landlord. She's read into my situation too, actually.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:12 PM

could be the guy who drove the truck, maybe

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:12 PM

...one of Coil's?

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:12 PM

coil cant know about you

you're dead, so searches automatically disqualify you

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:14 PM

Yeah i got no idea

Pika 01-Mar-21 07:15 PM

(Gdi google translate is being a little bitch)

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:19 PM

The name on his ID is Simon Lochem.

Any idea who that is?

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:20 PM

seems like a rando...?

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:20 PM

Hmmm nope no idea

...Leet or Uber?

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:20 PM

no results for searching him on the wiki

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:21 PM

So there's a rando in my apartment. Cool.

Do I just. Leave him alone? Or?

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:21 PM

I mean...u r dead

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:21 PM

see whats up with the landlord

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:21 PM

Good idea.

Oh, good, she's awake.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:22 PM

if she's read into the situation, this shouldnt have happened

check for anyone else around?

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:22 PM

So yeah finish off ur exposé after having a chat with ur landlord

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:22 PM

[Hi sorry to interupt, there's a guy in my room. His ID says Simon Lochem. No idea who he is.]

Unregistered BOT 01-Mar-21 07:22 PM

"Oh! Alex, you gave me a fright."

"I don't recognise the name, but let me check the system..."

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:23 PM

...whats the date

bakuda bombings, remember

https://worm.fandom.com/wiki/Timeline#2011

Timeline

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Unregistered BOT 01-Mar-21 07:24 PM

"Hm? For some reason, your apartment is also registered in his name. The last payment I received was a joint one from you and him, or so says the computer."

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:24 PM

It's the 10th today.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:24 PM

have you ever heard of this guy

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:24 PM

...did you have a boyfriend?

Or a roomy?

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:25 PM

Never in my life, but he does look vaguely familiar.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:25 PM

google him with your name?

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:25 PM

Jesus absentee roommate

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:25 PM

Google has nothing for him at all. No records of a 'Simon Lochem'.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:26 PM

UH

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:26 PM

Not even social media.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:26 PM

...something fucky is going on

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:26 PM

Yea That's A Fake Identity

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:26 PM

Looks Like It.

So why the fuck is he in my apartment, then?

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:26 PM

stalk him

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:27 PM

He's just. Sitting there.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:27 PM

How he got ur Apartment key (edited)

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:27 PM

Looking kinda confused and sad.

Yeah, he has a key.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:27 PM

are there any pictures in his wallet

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:27 PM

It's the only one on his keyring.

He has a debit card, an ID, and nothing else.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:28 PM

Was he a drop in verses ur reincarnation

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:28 PM

His stuff all looks very new, too.

Like it was all only just bought.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:28 PM

oh my god. he could be a drop in

might be a friend from back in your previous life

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:29 PM

Do I like. Try to communicate with him, then?

I don't remember him from then. He feels more recent than that.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:29 PM

Ask him about the cleveland show

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:29 PM

were you able to see inside rune's head

when you possessed her

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:30 PM

I could hear her thinking at me, but I couldn't read her mind.

I guess that comes later too.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:30 PM

So not her memories

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:30 PM

Yep.

So. What do I do here?

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:30 PM

Idk

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:30 PM

he literally does not exist, aside from one payment he made on your place, apparently

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:31 PM

Sounds like it.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:31 PM

it seems pretty shitty as far as fake id is concerned

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:31 PM

Do I try to communicate? Or just wait until he does something?

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:31 PM

wait until he does something, i guess

if nothing after an hour, try communication

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:32 PM

Got it.

Oh! He's getting up!

SFX BOT 01-Mar-21 07:32 PM

*Thump*

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:32 PM

...Ooooor not.

Man. This guy isn't good at walking.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:33 PM

that's. concerning

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:33 PM

NeW to his body, or needs to go to physical therapy style bad at walkin

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:33 PM

Yep.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:33 PM

can you take a look in his stomach

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:33 PM

How'd he even get in?

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:33 PM

Nothing in there.

Has he ever eaten?

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:34 PM

ok, not a suicide attempt then?

i think, anyways

he had a key malaki

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:34 PM

I don't think so?

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:34 PM

No i meant walk hours howd he walk in here

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:34 PM

Does he even have the manual dexterity to use a key?

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:34 PM

oh

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:35 PM

...go ask the land lady to go help the poor lad

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:35 PM

She's a half-hour drive away.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:35 PM

check his pulse?

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:35 PM

He has a pulse.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:36 PM

strong, weak?

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:36 PM

She can maybe ask about what is up with him, we got time

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:36 PM

This is a living, breathing human being.

He seems perfectly healthy to my inexperienced eye.

Just... kinda not great at existing.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:36 PM

...parahuman?

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:36 PM

Hard to tell

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:37 PM

trigger events are supposed to disorient people, but in fanon it knocks folks out

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:37 PM

Lemme try looking in his head.

He has a corona pollentia. That's a parahuman, right there.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:38 PM

hm

could be yangban, could be drop in

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:38 PM

Aight, so a completely new to Bet para

Naw they dont operate where he looks like he is from

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:40 PM

they kidnap people from across the globe

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:40 PM

I mean, Cody was sold to the Yangban, so he could be Yangban?

If he's a Noelle clone Is2g

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:40 PM

...any physical mutations?

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:41 PM

i doubt he's a noelle clone but yeah, physical mutations would be a good tip-off

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:41 PM

I mean, his hair is really blond, but aside from that...

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:41 PM

Usually a good way to tell unless he's a early batch

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:41 PM

...like 'bleached white' blonde?

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:41 PM

Like, bright yellow.

Not as yellow as, say, Canary, but pretty dang yellow.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:41 PM

...like naruto yello?

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:42 PM

Not that yellow.

Like a gold-yellow.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:42 PM

https://worm.fandom.com/wiki/Brockton_Bay bay cape list

Brockton Bay

Brockton Bay | Worm Wiki | Fandom

i have no clue who it could be

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:43 PM

Is it still too dangerous to reveal myself to them?

I mean, it's not like he can hurt me.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:43 PM

Possibly, unknoen para and all

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:43 PM

see, you say that, but then theres the 'drop in' angle which could completely invalidate that

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:44 PM

Oh, my webcam is aimed at him. I can snap a pic?

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:44 PM

go for it

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:44 PM

Do it, hopefully it's quiet

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:45 PM

mute pc

we prolly wont get many distinguishing details on our end but maybe you will

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:45 PM

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:46 PM

i.

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:46 PM

See what I mean about the hair?

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:46 PM

Is That Fucking Scion

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:46 PM

That is very blonde

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:46 PM

...

Old Secret ↩️

Reply to: Is That Fucking Scion

THAT'S who he reminded me of.

I thought he looked familiar.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:46 PM

Huh...we were kinda right about the drop in

If this is that actor

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:47 PM

Simon Lochem

no, the actor was william smith [unrelated]

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:47 PM

Aaaaand the news sites are going nuts about Scion not being seen since yesterday.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:47 PM

oh my god.

i.

are we gonna hook scion up with his ghost wife

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:47 PM

...Bing translate tells me that Lochem is Hebrew for Warrior.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:48 PM

poke him?

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:48 PM

Poke.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:48 PM

No wonder he's been looking depressed...too bad modern society discourages suicide as an option, it is always an option

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:48 PM

He put a hand to his nose, but no other reaction.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:49 PM

poke harder

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:49 PM

He's looking around now.

He's trying to get up.

SFX BOT 01-Mar-21 07:49 PM

*Thump*

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:49 PM

oh my god

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:49 PM

This is kinda sad to watch.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:50 PM

bring a laptop over and type out 'hi scion'?

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:50 PM

Has he never walked before?

Zion

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:50 PM

zion yea

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:50 PM

I don't think I've seen him walking?

Only flying.

And that was in a projected body. This one looks properly human.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:50 PM

i mean

it could just be an adjusted projection

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:51 PM

[Hello, Zion.]

Point.

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 07:52 PM

"..."

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:52 PM

in fact if the theory holds, it probably is one

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:52 PM

Is he... able to talk?

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:52 PM

yes

zion did

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:52 PM

Prolly searching for the SOURCE

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:52 PM

I mean, he could then, but something's clearly up here.

[Are you able to speak?]

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:53 PM

he just chose not to back then

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 07:53 PM

*Shakes head*

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:53 PM

hm.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:53 PM

Why?

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:53 PM

Welp.

I mean, at least he can't pull the 'Worthy Opponents' thing?

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:53 PM

true

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:53 PM

[Why?]

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:54 PM

this seems like bait for you to possess him

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:54 PM

His bait? Fuck.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:54 PM

pluck at your heartstrings, steal data on how you function

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:54 PM

Dont know if he'll be able to trap u in him

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:54 PM

Welp.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:54 PM

otherwise the mortal dies

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:54 PM

But never underestimate shards

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 07:55 PM

"..."

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:55 PM

They already have data on souls

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:55 PM

Oh yeah, shards are huge as shit.

And they're terrifying too.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:55 PM

i mean, its not souls per se

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:55 PM

And there's trillions of them.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:55 PM

ghosts are not in shardspace

just psychic engrams

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:55 PM

[Can you type?]

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 07:56 PM

[y]... [e]... [s]

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:56 PM

slowly, ok

ask him what happened?

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:57 PM

[What happened?]

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 07:57 PM

[firststep]

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:57 PM

Huh?

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:57 PM

Wat

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 07:58 PM

[mademesmall]

Malaki 01-Mar-21 07:58 PM

O god does he have some plan with u involved somehow?

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:58 PM

oh, thats some implictions there

'first step'

path to victory??

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:58 PM

Is he trying to PTV me?

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:58 PM

i wouldnt be surprised if he was

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:59 PM

Do I ask him to elaborate?

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 07:59 PM

may as well, though im not sure how able to explain he'll be

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 07:59 PM

[Can you elaborate?]

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:00 PM

[strong]

[helpless]

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:00 PM

strong to helpless this was part of a plan, to make himself helpless

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 08:00 PM

Fuck.

Welp.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:01 PM

i think he was also hoping for second guessing or a complete inability to figure out who he was

you have been primarily heroic, and he shows up in human form the day after you possess someone

a natural trigger, no less

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 08:02 PM

Fuck.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:02 PM

...WE CAN BAIT HIM INTO A DEAL

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 08:02 PM

OH SHIT

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:02 PM

that requires first knowing what he wants

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 08:03 PM

[Is there anything you want?]

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:03 PM

[helltakeit]

[toostrong]

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:03 PM

uh.

concerning

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 08:04 PM

Yeah that about sums it up

So uh

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:04 PM

Fuckit back to the exposé

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 08:05 PM

I mean, with how long he takes to type, I can probably multitask.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:05 PM

yeah

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 08:05 PM

I've been writing it on my home PC, not my laptop.

I'll just go back and forth.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:06 PM

hm. clarifying who 'he' is is an idea asking why he's there is also an idea

'he' being a request for clarification

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 08:06 PM

[Who's 'He'? Why are you here?]

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:06 PM

it sounds like zion, but that implies mind/body duality

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:06 PM

[firststep]

[heputmehere]

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:07 PM

Man this shit is confusing

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 08:07 PM

Eeyup.

Any more questions?

Also, the exposé is about halfway done.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:08 PM

hm. is he able to survive unassisted

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 08:08 PM

[Can you survive unassisted? Can you eat and drink just fine?]

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:08 PM

[no]

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:08 PM

fuck

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:08 PM

[dontknowhow]

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:09 PM

Jesus are there any toturial online on how to person

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 08:09 PM

...He's tearing up.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:09 PM

hm... this works as the foundation of a deal. you help him learn how to survive and human, possibly with possession involved, and if he ever goes entity again, he doesnt destroy the earth (edited)

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:10 PM

...huh neat

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:10 PM

or just.

doesnt destroy it in general rather

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:10 PM

Possession still sounds like a trap

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:11 PM

possibly, but he's admitted to being a lot more limited now

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 08:11 PM

[How about a deal? I help you to survive, and you don't try to mess with me or destroy the Earth or anything.]

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:11 PM

clever

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 08:12 PM

[Do you agree to that?]

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:12 PM

*of that nature

anything *of that nature

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 08:12 PM

I appended that to the original statement. Ty.

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:13 PM

[yes]

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:13 PM

np, if he wants to be an ally i dont wanna cripple him

alright, are there any boons of instincts you can bestow

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 08:14 PM

There's not really any instinct stuff. The closest is Minor Blessing of Learning.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:14 PM

ok, maybe that then

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 08:14 PM

Sure.

That fits into 'help you survive', so I can give it to him as part of that.

I can only give blessings as long as they're part of the deal.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:15 PM

noted

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 08:16 PM

So, do I try to possess him? See if that'll help?

Awake 01-Mar-21 08:16 PM

Maybe? Idk

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:16 PM

Sure

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:16 PM

i think its worth a shot, give him hands on experience

maybe warn him first

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 08:17 PM

[I'm going to try and help you learn how to move by possessing you. Is that okay?]

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:17 PM

"..."

[ok]

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 08:18 PM

Welp, here goes.

Time to hope his main body doesn't trap me or something.

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:19 PM

Welp. It's fine in here so far.

"Testing, testing..."

Well, he can walk and talk just fine.

His body feels like the human bodies I've occupied.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:21 PM

Note Only other one was a female

Spook BOT 01-Mar-21 08:22 PM

I've used my own human bodies too, tbf.

So I have three to compare him to.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:22 PM

Aight first food and water, then maybe how to wash hands and restroom stuff

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:22 PM

Good idea.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:23 PM

bath an stuff too

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:23 PM

Mhm

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:23 PM

random question, does everyone see the same colors?

lol

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:23 PM

Prolly not

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:23 PM

"I'm going to show you how to take care of yourself. First of all, eating and drinking."

Well, I can't kiss and tell, can I? ;)

Old Secret ↩️

Reply to: random question, does everyone see the same colors?

{SenseTasteFlavor IsWas AppreciatedGoodYummy}

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:25 PM

given your sunny disposition, this is probably the happiest any body scion's inhabited has been for a while also you seem to be expanding his horizons pretty thoroughly

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:25 PM

Oh, that came across weird on the Discord.

Lmao

Old Secret ↩️

Reply to: given your sunny disposition, this is probably the happiest any body scion's inhabited has been for …

...That's actually kinda sad.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:26 PM

you are probably helping cure his depression some

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:26 PM

Anyways bath after food and drink

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:26 PM

positive thoughts

Awake 01-Mar-21 08:26 PM

Well that's somethin positive at least

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:26 PM

Make it a bubble bath

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:26 PM

might wanna look up some stuff later about what food is and is not healthy, plus where is and is not acceptable to bathe

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:26 PM

He's not actually using words here, btw. You know how you can think about things without using words? It's like that. He's just pushing half-formed concepts at me.

Simon ↩️

Reply to: {SenseTasteFlavor IsWas AppreciatedGoodYummy}

Good thing I have some bubble bath mixture.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:27 PM

He's trying to think in shard speak

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:27 PM

yeah thats a vibe i feel

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:27 PM

And a whole bunch of old kiddy bath toys.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:27 PM

i mean, this seems a little more developed than shardspeak

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:27 PM

His brain will adapt eventually to inhuman thought processes

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:27 PM

...And several hundred rubber ducks.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:27 PM

if it was shardspeak itd probably be like 'taste appreciated'

...where did the ducks come from

Limina Idling | Hours

i mean, this seems a little more developed than shardspeak

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:28 PM

The opposite prolly, shardspeak is super dense with info

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:28 PM

Oh, they're mine.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:28 PM

...why.

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:28 PM

Lemme see if I can find the video.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:29 PM

Like that james veech guy aka the world's worst roommate

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:29 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZB_EBsnc8c

Danila Kiselev

James Veitch Is A Terrible Roommate

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:29 PM

Yeah him

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:29 PM

Exactly!

Malaki ↩️

Reply to: Like that james veech guy aka the world's worst roommate

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:29 PM

Veich

But yeah after the bath ur gunna have to show him how to go shopping then how to us the restroom...si good luck with that

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:31 PM

Eh, I'm sure it'll be fine.

Damn, Zion is hung.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:31 PM

...well yeah

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:31 PM

I mean, it's one thing to see it in the photos, and something else entirely to see it in person.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:31 PM

Gotta be a god amoungst men

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:31 PM

entities are incredibly horny, are you shocked hes hung like a horse (edited)

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:32 PM

Point.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:32 PM

I wouldnt be suprised if he cant grow hair down there

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:32 PM

It figures that he'd have a big 'shard network'.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:32 PM

pfft

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:32 PM

Yeah, he doesn't have any body hair at all.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:32 PM

insert joke about teaching him about masturbation

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:32 PM

Im.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:33 PM

That comes after other life skills

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:33 PM

except its like a conservative christian school lesson

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:33 PM

How the fuck do I teach him about that stuff.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:33 PM

Textbooks

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:33 PM

i mean, it probably wont matter unless he finds eden

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:33 PM

{WaterFloatSuspension EnjoyableFunExciting}

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:33 PM

...i think i figured out what this is a path for

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:34 PM

Ah hell.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:34 PM

well, you're good, you deal'd him

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:34 PM

Is2g if I end up bringing Eden back...

Point.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:34 PM

he cant blow up earth and eden wouldnt ditch him

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:34 PM

Eden might ditch him

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:35 PM

its unlikely but possible yea

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:35 PM

...And if he breaks the contract, he loses 10% of his processing power and gets a permanent Minor Curse of Bad Luck.

It's not like my contracts are unbreakable.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:35 PM

yeah

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:36 PM

10% of a hub network shard's processing power...

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:36 PM

also you could follow him and make his life a living hell if he broke it too

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:36 PM

But, hopefully, I'll be able to upgrade either my carrot or my stick enough to convince him to not fuck with us.

Oh, that too.

{PlasticWaterfowlToy MovementMotionVelocity}

{Motion. Motion. Motion.}

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:37 PM

i.

he wants to play with the duck. im dead.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:38 PM

...god i forgot how starved they are for creativity

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:38 PM

I'm able to move back and let him take control.

{Joy! DuckDuckDuckDuck}

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:39 PM

jvhiosgauiskas

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:39 PM

Aight might want to talk about not drowning to him out loud

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:39 PM

this entity is several millenia old

Awake 01-Mar-21 08:39 PM

Ancient entity enjoys rubber ducks I'm dead

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:39 PM

"Just be careful, you can't breathe underwater."

"Mmm."

This needs a better way to indicate which of us is speaking.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:40 PM

hm

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:40 PM

The beings that eould eventually become the entities didnt really develope society, they just kinda primal zerg'd their way into their current existance

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:40 PM

Welp, I'll be italics, then.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:40 PM

that works

Awake 01-Mar-21 08:40 PM

That works

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:40 PM

god. imagine primordial entities vs zerg

Awake 01-Mar-21 08:41 PM

Vs Zerg?

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:41 PM

"Mm?" *Points at rubber ducky*

"That's called a rubber duck. Rubber, duck."

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:42 PM

Zerg lose against current entities but might have a chance against the ones that started on their homeworld

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:42 PM

"Rub- rubber... duck."

Isn't a single entity actually bigger than an entire universe? They're just folded across a huge number of dimensions?

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:43 PM

No

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:43 PM

"Rubber duck!"

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:43 PM

Their bigger than a galaxy tho def

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:43 PM

Oh yeah def.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:43 PM

theyre able to interact with more universes than there are particles in a universe tho

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:44 PM

Eeyup.

Gosh, he sure loves those rubber duckies.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:44 PM

He's like Ernie

...do they squeak?

Awake 01-Mar-21 08:45 PM

Scion but hes Ernie from sesame street I'm

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:45 PM

Do they? Let me check.

Awake 01-Mar-21 08:46 PM

Hey Bert, you needed worthy opponents

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:46 PM

FFnjewnijegngjr

SFX BOT 01-Mar-21 08:46 PM

*Squeak*

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:46 PM

They do squeak

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:46 PM

We gotta have him watch seasame street and mr roger's neighborhood, i have made this a top priority for a modern human to understand

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:47 PM

prepare for much squeaking

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:47 PM

{SoundPitchWave HighShort DelightJoy!}

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:47 PM

That and Bob Ross

SFX BOT 01-Mar-21 08:47 PM

*Squeak*

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:47 PM

Him Baby

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:47 PM

{Delight!}

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:47 PM

Him Baby

Awake 01-Mar-21 08:47 PM

We definitely gotta show him Bob Ross

SFX BOT 01-Mar-21 08:47 PM

*Squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak*

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:47 PM

also mr roger's neighborhood and bob ross are good ideas

empathy and creativity (edited)

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:48 PM

Oh I love Bob Ross.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:48 PM

...squints in ptv

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:48 PM

https://youtu.be/-jqzgaL3n_c

Al Bundy

Mr. Rogers It's a Beautiful Day in This Neighborhood

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:48 PM

Nice

He's making a duck-shape out of foam.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:49 PM

i

...yeah typical

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:50 PM

Just wait until I show him the giant inflatable fuck.

DUCK* I MEANT DUCK

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:50 PM

The show was pretty much all i watched, seasame street wasnt my childhood thing, was spooked by the puppets, but not Roger he was a source of peace and love in my life...not like i didnt have any

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:51 PM

Mr Rogers is wonderful.

I can't believe the godawful Wormverse hasn't killed him off tbh.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:51 PM

I only found out about Ross till recently but i love watching the restreams of his show

Wildbow would burn if he tried

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:52 PM

Lmao

The water is cooling down, time to get out of the bath, I think.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:52 PM

There'd be a mob and guiliteens

Myup

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:52 PM

wait. mr rogers is still alive over there?

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:53 PM

{ShockHorror QuestioningQuery WaterFoamDucks?}

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:53 PM

he died in 2003 here

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:53 PM

"Sorry, we can't stay in the bath forever. It'll get cold and you could get sick."

I know! It's a goddamn miracle!

Old Secret ↩️

Reply to: he died in 2003 here

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:53 PM

Foam bubbles pop, and we cant stay in the water too long lest you catch a cold

Take a rubber duck with you tho

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:54 PM

"Bath..."

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:54 PM

Dry off and show how to get dressed

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:54 PM

i hope some benevolent cape is helping keep him alive or something

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:55 PM

Welp, he's dried and dressed again.

Who would it be?

Old Secret ↩️

Reply to: i hope some benevolent cape is helping keep him alive or something

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:55 PM

Aight groceries...using whose money?

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:55 PM

Ah fuck, groceries, I need those now.

Simon

Who would it be?

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:56 PM

...Sabah?

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:56 PM

it could be cask or smth

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:56 PM

He does look middle eastern, as a form of solidarity?

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:56 PM

Lemme see how much he has on his debit card. There's a sticky note stuck to it with his bank account details.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:56 PM

i was askin who was keepin mr rogers alive sorry

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:57 PM

Oh

Oops

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:57 PM

Hmm... Maybe he's a cape himself?

Could be Contessa?

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:57 PM

...imagine if zion just went 'bippity bunnie you have infinite money'

god i hope its contessa

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:57 PM

God i hope so cause if not...he doesnt deserve to trigger

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:57 PM

Um. I mean, the bank account is finite, but.

Old Secret ↩️

Reply to: ...imagine if zion just went 'bippity bunnie you have infinite money'

Um.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:58 PM

Will need to find him a job i guess

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:58 PM

are you a trillionare now

a multi trillionare

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:58 PM

Not a trillionare, but...

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:58 PM

...he could run a community garden i guess? He has the look for it and the seemingly big heart

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 08:58 PM

you are the rich, huh

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 08:59 PM

What fucking memelord gave him exactly 420 million dollars and 69 cents

Awake 01-Mar-21 08:59 PM

Zion was just "ah yes, numbers. Make it a big number"

DHEIDHEJFJEJCJ

Malaki 01-Mar-21 08:59 PM

...ROB

Fucking ROB

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:00 PM

Welp.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:00 PM

'these are popular numbers'

'i will select these'

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:01 PM

God.

Well, I guess I'm going out for groceries, then.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:01 PM

Could still get Simon into Gardening along with the mr rogers and bob ross stuff

Yup

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:01 PM

That sounds pretty zen.

...What would happen if I got him into weed

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:02 PM

Bad idea

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:02 PM

stilling + weed =

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:02 PM

Shards are hedonists that dont know when to stop

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:02 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:03 PM

And humans are only slightly less so

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:03 PM

Point.

I need to keep the baby away from drugs.

Ooh, they have those dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets. Haven't had those since I was a young child.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:03 PM

he'll love em

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:04 PM

Just use the plant thing to help him learn how some complex problems have creative solutions that arent just throw more physical/processing power at it

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:04 PM

Ooh, good idea.

Yeah, I'm definitely picking up some plant seeds and stuff too.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:04 PM

...hey, question: do you have any blessings of creativity

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:04 PM

I do.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:05 PM

i think i know how to make scion cry tears of joy in that case

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:05 PM

Minor Blessing of Inspiration.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:05 PM

Wait...wat if ur not a ghost, cause ghosts dont bless. But instead a nascent demon/godling and ur points are putting u down the path to either side

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:06 PM

i mean

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:06 PM

...Huh.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:06 PM

bless/curse

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:06 PM

That's a thought.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:06 PM

thats points to both paths rather than just one

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:06 PM

Naw with the Haunt thing

Secretly the Genus Loci build

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:07 PM

'secretly'

lol

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:07 PM

Ooh, hero-themed foods.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:08 PM

Anyways make sure u get plenty of fruits and veg

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:08 PM

Of course.

And a little candy, as a treat.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:08 PM

What kinda milk u get?

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:08 PM

Skim usually.

Sometimes calci-trim.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:09 PM

wtf is calci-trim milk

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:09 PM

Get a nondairy milk, less estrogen

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:09 PM

Trim milk with added calcium.

I'll grab some soymilk as well, then.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:09 PM

Kk

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:09 PM

Ooh, hot chocolate.

...Does he have any allergies?

Is he immunised?

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:10 PM

Like swiss miss or the good stuff?

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:10 PM

It's a fancy Belgian one.

I can afford to splurge a bit.

I grabbed some marshmallows as well, of course.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:10 PM

Good question...after groceries we going to the hospital to ask some questions

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:10 PM

hm. i doubt he'd give himself allergies

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:11 PM

Never know

Allergies can form due to outside influences

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:11 PM

Maybe I can ask?

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:12 PM

you can, yea actually, can you think it at him?

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:14 PM

{Do you know if you have any allergies?}

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:15 PM

https://youtu.be/u-INPkawr28

Mary's Nest

10 Vegetables You Can Regrow from Kitchen Scraps to Create a Recurr...

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:15 PM

{AllergyRejectionImperfection NegationNo.}

{Are you immunised?}

{AgreementYes.}

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:16 PM

...he got gut bacteria?

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:16 PM

presumably yes

otherwise he's basically guaranteed death

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:16 PM

{Do you have gut bacteria?}

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:16 PM

Hopefully better to have confermation

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:17 PM

{...UnknownUnseenNoidea.}

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:17 PM

time to google gut bacteria when you're back home

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:17 PM

Yup.

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:18 PM

https://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/qa/what-are-gut-bacteria

What are gut bacteria?

living inside of your gut are 300 to 500 different kinds of bacteria containing nearly 2 million genes. paired with other tiny organisms like viruses and fungi, they make what’s known as the microbiot

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:18 PM

Need yogurt then

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:18 PM

I'll grab some probiotic yogurt too, then.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:19 PM

Cant have too much fermented foods, so no kimchi sorry

Unregistered BOT 01-Mar-21 09:19 PM

"Hey, I haven't seen you around before~ Are you new in town?"

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:19 PM

Very just moved in with a friend who's a local

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:20 PM

is this a blonde w/ green eyes (edited)

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:20 PM

Nah, a redhead. Looks maybe college-age?

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:20 PM

...zoe barnes

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:20 PM

...Anne

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:20 PM

anne yeah

brain fart

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:21 PM

Zoe is the mom

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:21 PM

yeah my whole ass brain slipped lol

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:21 PM

"Yeah, I just moved in recently. I'm living with a friend at the moment."

"I'm Simon, by the way. And you are...?"

Anne BOT 01-Mar-21 09:22 PM

"Anne. Nice to meet you."

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:22 PM

yep, we got it

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:22 PM

Hmmm...wonder if the theory we had in the other place is true here

Pika 01-Mar-21 09:22 PM

(A month later, a weird dome appears. Surprise, this was set in the same world as RF all along!)

((Ignoring the fact that it would be entirely impossible for a crossover between RF and RRR) (Or, rather, for this to be happening in that world))

Anne BOT 01-Mar-21 09:24 PM

"So, you come here often?"

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:24 PM

No we're new remember?

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:24 PM

"I'm planning to. This is my first time here."

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:24 PM

Silly

Anne BOT 01-Mar-21 09:24 PM

"Oh! Right, yeah. Sorry, I'm just a little... distracted~"

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:25 PM

horny people are a threat sometimes

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:25 PM

{?}

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:25 PM

...o right ur hot

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:25 PM

How do I deal with this

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:25 PM

Ignore her

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:25 PM

be polite

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:25 PM

I mean, she's cute and all, but this isn't exactly my body.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:25 PM

Yeah that'd be rape

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:25 PM

dont reciprocate

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:26 PM

Like wat happened in Wonder Woman with that dude

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:26 PM

Uh. Human interaction. Um.

"Distracted by the amazing prices here, right? The apples are on sale at the moment, 50% off, so I grabbed a whole bunch of them."

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:26 PM

Just try to be polite and get ur shopping done, then if she tries to follow you or asks to come over say no, firmly

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:26 PM

Nailed it.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:27 PM

Nice, coming off as an actual harem protag

Anne BOT 01-Mar-21 09:27 PM

"Oh, uh... yeah!"

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:27 PM

honestly coming off as weird works

Anne BOT 01-Mar-21 09:27 PM

"I'll... go grab some, then!"

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:27 PM

there you go, shes put off

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:27 PM

...u got everything you need?

Anne BOT 01-Mar-21 09:28 PM

"Will you still be around? I wouldn't mind seeing you again."

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:28 PM

...Aaaand the horny prevails.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:28 PM

Cause sometimes women dont know when to take no for an answer either

Nope

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:28 PM

"I mean, it's not like I can't not eat, sooooo..."

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:29 PM

that was the wrong answer

you've encouraged her

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:29 PM

Fuck.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:29 PM

...should change that friend to boyfriend

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:29 PM

"Anyway, my boyfriend is waiting for me to get back, so I'd better get these to the counter."

Anne BOT 01-Mar-21 09:30 PM

"Boy...? O-oh, of course! Sorry."

"Uh, see you around, then!"

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:30 PM

"See you!"

Perfect save.

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:30 PM

Legend saved our ass by making homosexuality less of a stigma i swear

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:31 PM

fellas is it gay to possess someone your gender

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:31 PM

Gunna get that man like...2 planets

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:31 PM

he's already a legend

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:31 PM

{YouUnknownHelper... 'Boyfriend'?}

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:31 PM

oh boy

Limina Idling | Hours

fellas is it gay to possess someone your gender

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:31 PM

Naw it's only gay if you do it without consent then it's just homies helpin homies

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:31 PM

asihoshsdif

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:33 PM

We can explain that once we get the textbooks needed for the sex stuff and the consent stuff...man if only we had Annette Hebert here, she'd be great at explaining some of it (edited)

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:34 PM

i mean, prolly important we work on this ourselves

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:34 PM

Yeah i know

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:34 PM

its good practice for when we inevitably discover eden's goin through this bs

so how do we explain to zion the ruse (edited)

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:35 PM

Uh...

I don't want to teach him to lie, but...

Malaki 01-Mar-21 09:36 PM

Unwanted advances to us needed to be rebuffed essentially stated we were completely unavailable (edited)

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:36 PM

{No, we're not dating. She was attracted to me and I wasn't interested, so I told her that I was unavailable for that.}

Pika 01-Mar-21 09:37 PM

(^Should be italicised)

Limina Idling | Hours 01-Mar-21 09:37 PM

if zion's interested in u, i dont know how the fuck we'll be tacklin this lol (edited)

Simon BOT 01-Mar-21 09:37 PM

{...Agreement...}